tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971432808602050508.post4448049341153001779..comments2012-02-15T20:27:51.933-07:00Comments on I Phelta Thi Sports Blog: GOAL!Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03811329901896281169noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971432808602050508.post-7557649678413719032010-06-27T12:21:45.334-06:002010-06-27T12:21:45.334-06:00I hate soccer! The only time I've watched it h...I hate soccer! The only time I've watched it has been at the plasma center. When Ezra Taff Benson was Sectary of Agriculture he was giving Khrushchev a tour of good ole American Farms and Khrushchev said:<br /><br />"We can't expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism."<br /><br />And, that is what is happening with this steady American acceptance of Soccer...<br /><br />I know that I have shared this before but my high school football coach once told a german foreign exchange student that "Only two type of people play soccer, and that's Communist and girly boys. And, you won't find either one in Vinita Oklahoma!"wayne basshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08556098766727720433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971432808602050508.post-8262229869386471992010-06-25T14:34:34.601-06:002010-06-25T14:34:34.601-06:00That sounds like Madden 95 for Sega Genesis. It&#...That sounds like Madden 95 for Sega Genesis. It's not a soccer game though. It's a football game. Nice try Quinn.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03811329901896281169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1971432808602050508.post-84298709295150506702010-06-25T13:46:58.987-06:002010-06-25T13:46:58.987-06:00Here's my solution, eliminate the goalies and ...Here's my solution, eliminate the goalies and prop the nets up on a crossbar. Give the players some pads so you don't have to worry about Yellowcard and their violin based pop rock every time somebody gets hit. Make the ball more pointy on two ends and brown and give it some laces. Allow players to use their hands and give them 4 downs to gain 10 yards and 6 points when they pass the other team's goal line. Throw in a little pointless commentary by John Madden and THEN, you have yourself a game worth watching.Quinn the Eskimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01626776825884245537noreply@blogger.com