The Utards

So it looks like Utah is going to go to the Pac 10. And I don't blame them. I mean if Boise St. had the chance I would want them to do it in a second. I mean its like when Tom Brady left Bridgette Monahan for Gisele. Sure Bridgette(Mountain West Conference) is very pretty and just added a new baby(Boise St.) but come on...Its freaking Gisele(a BCS conference), why wouldn't you leave.
But here is the only issue I have with Utah leaving. The last couple of years they have been complaining very openly about how unfair the BCS system is. Even going as far as getting the Governor and the senators involved and talking about anti-trust issues. Saying that even though they are a non BCS school they should have a shot to play for a national championship. And how they don't need a BCS conference to be competitive. Here's the deal, this is just like a dude that his buddies are hanging out with girls and he gets jealous. Starts really promoting the whole Bros before Hoes mantra. Even convinces a couple of his buddies to dump their girls and then before you know it some girl comes along and catches his eye and you never see him again. You can't blame him for it cause its better for him but you find it funny that he forgot about Bros before Hoes so quickly. But its cool Utah. Its cool. I would have done it too, cause that Pac 10 is looking real good now. And you all know how big of sucker I am for a hot blonde(Lane Kiffen).
-Thome

Pete Carroll said that he was the Head Coach, but even at that he has no control over what Alumni do. I think that if this really is that big of a deal then USC losing the 2004 National Championship, losing 30 scholarships over the next three years, and no post season games is good enough... DON'T TAKE REGGIE'S TROPHY!

Thome Widdison has pointed out that the NCAA is simply a modern form of slavery. And you know what that kid is right! In the olden days of slavery the slave owner would provide the housing and food, but they would pay no money. The slave owners had profited a great deal from their labors, kind of like how the NCAA, the University, and a lot of other people directly and indirectly benefit in this modern day form of slavery.

So, if the NCAA doesn't want the Alumni paying to get the best to come to their school then taking away National Championships and losing scholarships and no bowl games is a super strong message to send that they are not messing around. To take away the Heisman Trophy is unnecessary. This punishes the young athlete and not the fan.

I think that Kunta Kinte would freakin' flip out if he found out that this is still happening today! And, if an athlete is able to provide better living conditions for his family and pocket a cool three grand, then who cares? These young men should be getting paid anyways...The conference makes millions a year off of them.

Also, I was thinking about how Lane Kiffin will be able to keep his job for at least 5 years...The first three he can blame on the sanctions of the NCAA, but if he doesn't bring it back to at least close to where Pete had them, he might be looking for a new job. But, lets be honest how hard is it to recruit in Sunny California? 70 degree weather year round, learn to surf, and the girls DON'T FORGET THE GIRLS.... If you can't win at USC then you ain't trying, unless you've lost 30 scholarships over three years and no chance to go to any bowl for the next two years. Basically your on the clock Kiffin.

Peace- Wayne Bass

Yahoo!!! So, I'm super physiced that the Big 12 will stay alive... I really felt confident that the conference was dead, but that's just not so. With Colorado and Nebraska leaving for the Pac 10 and the Big Ten they can all rot in a lesser degree of glory as far as I'm concerned.

So, right now the Big 12 only has 10 schools, if Boise State hadn't just joined the Mountain West I would say that the solution is a simple one. We'll just take Utah and BYU, but that would weaken the MWC to not quite to the WAC but it would weaken it and I really don't want to see that happen.

What I would like to see happen is if we could reach an agreement for Notre Dame to join the Big 12 instead of them joining those Poaching Bastards of the Big Ten who has been whining and dinning the Fighting Irish. The SEC hasn't done anything to warrant any attacks, but if the University of Arkansas wanted to come and kick it in the Big 12 North I wouldn't be upset at that idea.

I would also like to see the Pac 10 take a hit some how... Perhaps we could persuade the Arizona schools to join the Big 12 We'll make it The Big 14... I hate the idea of not having a conference championship game, but it is cool to play everyone in the conference each year. So, I guess both have benefits, but I would rather see a conference championship game.

All and all I am a happy camper!

Peace- Wayne Bass

Welcome to I Phelta Thi Sports

Welcome to our blog...This blog is a combination of "The Coach" who actually goes by a few names by some he's known as T Money, others refer to him as Ty, I know a little guy who calls him Dad but his wife knows him by the name his Mother and Father gave him Tyler Matlock. He is in the top picture deep in the jungle of sorts...

Next in line we have JP Strickland he's the Mexican Mike Colic lookin' guy holding a map with the one of a kind Joe Strickland look on his face which non-verbally says...You are Ticking Me Off right now.

Thome Widdison is next up, he is shown coaching our intramural flag football team (We were like the Buffalo Bills of the 90's. We just couldn't get that championship ring, or in our case that championship tee-shirt, but dag gum if we didn't make it to the big game a lot.)

Next on the list we have Quinn Merrill who is kicking it with Miss AZ at the Suns Game, but don't let that sexy burette scare you off girls, Quinn is available and is currently accepting applications for his next ex. He holds weekly interviews Fridays and Saturdays from 7 to...well it depends on how qualified you are...If you know what I mean ;)

Brent Cook lookin' like a super Bad Ace in his aviators, but unlike Quinn Brent is taken. That's right girls he's married...You can look but you can't touch.

Last of all we have Wayne Bass pictured at the bottom sporting his white button up with his backwards Wheaties Hat Wayne likes to think of himself as...well Wayne likes to think a lot of things but in this case in his minds eye he sees himself as the glue which holds this dysfunctional blog group together.