The New England Karate Kids?

The answer to the age old question of how the Patriots can keeping putting no name players on the field and continue to win. Its easy. They are ninjas. Case closed.

The Miami Bums

If there is one thing that sports fans are its vindictive. They will love you when you're winning games for them and all is well but they will turn on you in a second. And this is were Lebron James comes in. Now I personally have no problems with Lebron leaving to go to Miami(the way he left wasn't cool but that's a topic for another day). But in the months after he left there was a clothes drive where all the unwanted Lebron James memorabilia was collected and donated to homeless people in the Miami area. This might be the funniest things I have ever heard of. They are basically saying "hey Lebron, you are a bum. Hey bums, here is some Lebron crap for you" Cleveland fans 1. Lebron James 0

Can You Guess Why Wayne Bass is Smiling

Its' because of rain drops on windows, and whiskers on kittens. Nick Saban losses and so does Michigan. Bright little packages tied up with strings. These are a few of my favorite things...



Ok, I'm done singing to The Sound of Music... But, seriously I have a big grin because the following teams lost today:

Alabama losing to Steve Spurrier's 19th ranked Gamecocks was AWESOME! I am so tired about hearing Role Tide Role... Sportsnation's Michelle Beadle said it best. "Colt McCoy was out that game so the National Championship didn't count." Honestly I just hate hearing about how phenomenal Bama is...I'm glad it's over.

Florida State giving #13Miami a spanking 17-45 The last time Jimbo Fisher saw a score like that it was Oklahoma 47 and the Seminoles 17...Feels good on this side hey Jimbo? But, seriously I wish FSU the best...In fact I hope they all out dominate the ACC and win their bowl game...It's just more style points for my beloved Sooners. (To be honest with you Florida State really has been pretty impressive this season.)

The highly touted Michigan Wolverines lost to the now 6-0 WE ARE MSU Spartans!!! To beat Rich Rod it's not that hard...You stop Pat Whi...I mean Denard Robinson, then you stop Rich's Team. Yahoo! I'm glad they finally played a decent team and got the game handed to them by two touchdowns and a field goal.

The only way to make this day better is if:

LSU would have lost to Florida...I've never really had a beef with the Gators except for Tim Tebow and in his a pharisaical way of using the Lords name to further his career. I remember when he would relieve Chris Leak...Man I was impressed! And, I never heard him say "God Bless" during interviews, and he never wrote scriptures on the eye strips...He didn't start flaunting all this until Heisman talk arose...Has he really done any of that stuff lately? Granted he's not in the news as much anymore, but when he is does he still say "God Bless" during interviews? In short, Urban Myers, keep up the good work...Les Miles, take a long walk off a short dock.

If Kentucky would have beat #8 Auburn, mainly because of Cameron Newton... I'm still holding a grudge because Cameron picked them over the Sooners, and were stuck with Landry Jones. (Don't get me wrong Mr. Jones has talent, he so far has 1,500 passing yards 11 TD's and only 3 picks, but watching him play makes me nervous.)

So, all and all its' been a good day...And, if your wondering why I haven't said anything about the OU game today...It's because this was their bye week. Next week they play Iowa St. Go Sooners!

Hey Everyone Let's Jump on the Michigan Bandwagon!

I'm just kidding...Let's not and then say that we did...Ok, I don't even want to do that. Denard Robinson or as I and my huhum friends in the NCAA coaching realm like to call him. The Nard Dawg! We all think the Nard Dawg is a stellar athlete! There is no sarcasm in that statement. I really mean that, he's a lot of fun to watch. But, for me to dust off my old Michigan hat after they've started out 5-0 I think is a little premature. They beat ND. WHO CARES! Is anybody impressed with that win? Notre Dame just fired their head coach because Charlie wasn't putting up enough W's. Even if ND's QB is named Christ, which apparently isn't enough to help the team win, so why is the nation getting all excited about the Wolverines? I think this week as Michigan meets up with their first ranked opponent Michigan State Spartans will show if they really deserve to be ranked in the Top 25. Don't get me wrong, this Saturday it's going to be a shoot out in Ann Arbor but I think the Spartans will edge the overrated crew that Rich threw together. I don't know why I have such animosity towards Rich Rodriguez. Is it because I'm just not ready for a Mexican-American NCAA Head Football Coach? I don't think so...You forget sports fans, my grandma was born in Mexico. So, I'm always happy to see the Mexican Man progress. Vive Mexico! Honestly, I think it's just his face... I don't know theres just something with his crooked smile that say's "Hey I'm a Giant Douche please punch me in the face"

Wayne Bass

Hey guys, I can't keep it a secret anymore. I really don't know anything about playing Fantasy Football. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool. For the last 3 or 4 years I've been just doing what ever Wayne Bass said. It won me a championship one year, but because I became kind of arrogant and pompous I think that last year he was just messing with me to see if I'd still do what ever he said. But honestly, if it wasn't for Wayne Bass helping me out I'm pretty sure you would have kicked me out of the league for sucking...Just like we did to poor ole Justin Greer (he was such a nice guy too). I felt bad because I sat on the board and casted my vote to kick him and others out. I was just glad the attention wasn't on me. Anyways, I just wanted to say...God Bless Wayne Bass...Oh and I think we should find a spot for Rob Warnick in the league for next year. Maybe just on a probationary status for one year.

Brent